CSI: NY Oct. 8, 2008

Where Horatio kills Miami , Mack Taylor (Gary Sinise or Lt. Dan) doesn’t do a bad job. There’s a difference between corny I can watch and corny I want to slice a character’s head off because he’s so annoying.

Example: “You’re grounded,” by Mack Taylor to a stewardess at the end of last night’s episode made me groan, but since he had been cool w/ the whole “Air Murder” the rest of the time, I let it go.

Example: “I’m going underground,” by Horatio Caine. WTF does that mean? Seriously? Underground? Who wouldn’t have guessed that after you enlisted the help of Jack Parkman (from Major League 2) in an elaborate “murder” scene that left H “dead.” Slice Horatio’s head off, he’s done!

Adam – the techie guy – every time I see him, I fall in love with him a little more! Even dumpster diving for evidence and swimming in toxic goo! He’s so adorable! But a smart one too! A smart, cute guy that a girl can actually converse?! Rarity!

And you have to hand it Carmine (I ceased calling him by his TV name b/c Carmine is just a GREAT name) and Flack. They did great too and that interview with Nelly (and has he buffed up since he came on the scene back when I was a young high schooler). I’d like to see him as a CI and see more of Nelly and that damn leopard.

P.S. I don’t hate CSI: Miami , but Natalya and stupidty annoys me and then you throw in Horatio’s continual one-liners and I find myself beating my head into the wall. Thank god for Delko and Callie. Speaking of those two, when are they going to get together?! Just asking!

Top Model Oct. 8, 2008

Really Tyra!  Lauren Brie?  

Yeah, the girl was quiet and not as dramatic as some of the girls, but her face was beautiful and her pictures were amazing.  Yeah, I understand keeping Sheena around for a little while longer, but Sam?!  And Sam was called before Jocelyn?!  Every week Sam posts a mediocre picture.  Not only that but she can't listen to directions - remember the cat walk when the designer told her not twirl the ends of her dress around look like a stripper.

I'm as mad this week as was when Clark left.  Both of them showed a tremendous amount talent, got flustered one time and got sent home WHILE Sam has been a complete waste of space.

Let's hope next week the judges can get it right!

90210 Oct. 7, 2008

I hate having to eat my words, but I take consolation in the fact that my sister is eating even more of her words than I am. See, we’re addicted to new 90210, a show we scoffed at in the beginning.

When 90210 was on TV, I wasn’t necessarily too little, but Saved by the Bell was way better and Zack Morris was just super hot. So, we didn’t watch it. When my sister heard about a 90210 revival, she scoffed at it wondering how they could bring back the original characters (and Tori Spelling does need to be brought back. Has anyone watched So NoTorious). I weakly defended the show (to annoy and argue with her, not to defend the show) that the old cast was bringing bought back as faculty, yada, yada, yada.

It wasn’t necessarily a coincidence, but a lack of option and a desire to ridicule that we kept our TV tuned to the CW after Top Model when the 90210 encore showed…and…yeah…we were kind of hooked after that.

Now, onto last night’s episode: “Hollywood Forever”

Adriana: I started out wanting to like this girl because a parent like her mom would drive me to drug addiction, but seriously, did she need to screw over Naomi? Yeah, you’re mom sucks, but why not skip the nose candy and ask your best friend for help, your friend who tried to reach out to you. I am so ready to see Naomi go off on you because it doesn’t matter that you had an Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction moment, YOU’RE A SHITTY FRIEND!

Annie: Just stop being so perfect and go back with pretty-boy theatre guy. Ethan’s just going to break your heart, especially with Naomi’s newest line of drama.

Silver: I LOVE YOU! I so want to hang out with this chick and watch horror movies in a courtyard! YOU ROCK! P.S. Keep making Dixon wait. I love seeing him make blunders of your innuendos.

Naomi: Seriously, GO OFF on Adriana next week. I don’t care if her mom is a piece of shit…have you checked out your parents lately? I don’t care if Adriana almost died. That girl needs a reality check. Make her stop getting high and emancipate herself because clearly her mom isn’t the adult in the family (which is kind of sad because Adriana is the most immature character on this show IMO). And I know you don’t like her, but you’re going to have to talk with Annie – she saw the whole “drug exchange” thing go down, she knows what’s up. And have them test you for drugs. And lastly, don’t sweat it. You live in LOS ANGELES, where taking cocaine is a form of good grooming. You’re jackass Daddy will pay a fine and once you turn eighteen, you’re juvenile record will be sealed and colleges will accept you. Don’t let the system beat you girl! Rise above it and succeed!

Hot cop chick: I love you with Ryan and I’m so glad you’re not a REAL student!