I hate having to eat my words, but I take consolation in the fact that my sister is eating even more of her words than I am. See, we’re addicted to new 90210, a show we scoffed at in the beginning.
When 90210 was on TV, I wasn’t necessarily too little, but Saved by the Bell was way better and Zack Morris was just super hot. So, we didn’t watch it. When my sister heard about a 90210 revival, she scoffed at it wondering how they could bring back the original characters (and Tori Spelling does need to be brought back. Has anyone watched So NoTorious). I weakly defended the show (to annoy and argue with her, not to defend the show) that the old cast was bringing bought back as faculty, yada, yada, yada.
It wasn’t necessarily a coincidence, but a lack of option and a desire to ridicule that we kept our TV tuned to the CW after Top Model when the 90210 encore showed…and…yeah…we were kind of hooked after that.
Now, onto last night’s episode: “Hollywood Forever”
Adriana: I started out wanting to like this girl because a parent like her mom would drive me to drug addiction, but seriously, did she need to screw over Naomi? Yeah, you’re mom sucks, but why not skip the nose candy and ask your best friend for help, your friend who tried to reach out to you. I am so ready to see Naomi go off on you because it doesn’t matter that you had an Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction moment, YOU’RE A SHITTY FRIEND!
Annie: Just stop being so perfect and go back with pretty-boy theatre guy. Ethan’s just going to break your heart, especially with Naomi’s newest line of drama.
Silver: I LOVE YOU! I so want to hang out with this chick and watch horror movies in a courtyard! YOU ROCK! P.S. Keep making Dixon wait. I love seeing him make blunders of your innuendos.
Naomi: Seriously, GO OFF on Adriana next week. I don’t care if her mom is a piece of shit…have you checked out your parents lately? I don’t care if Adriana almost died. That girl needs a reality check. Make her stop getting high and emancipate herself because clearly her mom isn’t the adult in the family (which is kind of sad because Adriana is the most immature character on this show IMO). And I know you don’t like her, but you’re going to have to talk with Annie – she saw the whole “drug exchange” thing go down, she knows what’s up. And have them test you for drugs. And lastly, don’t sweat it. You live in LOS ANGELES, where taking cocaine is a form of good grooming. You’re jackass Daddy will pay a fine and once you turn eighteen, you’re juvenile record will be sealed and colleges will accept you. Don’t let the system beat you girl! Rise above it and succeed!
Hot cop chick: I love you with Ryan and I’m so glad you’re not a REAL student!
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